The cute things that my husband does.... It's not what you think it is!

Dear Blog,
Ok, I am just laughing at thinking about it. Seriously. This man is hilarious, that is probably why we have such a funny blog. Ya, I'm not funny at all I just go along with what he does.

Anyways maybe I should tell you why he is so cute and so funny :)
ok, #1-I don't know if you all know this about Brandon but he is a very good guitar player but he can't read music, he will hear the song and then basically guess what the chords are. Goodness, he is very awesome sauce. Anyways well there is a point to this story well one night actually a lot of nights he likes to play popular songs and then make up his own words with the song. Well, I don't know how he does it but he likes to make up songs about me and o goodness just hilarious stuff that I hear from that boy's mouth.

#2- Another one is that he isn't wanting me to share with the world but it's just so funny that I have to. So, Brandon likes to break the barrier on many occasions and he likes to be funny about it. Which I find is cute because his first time of breaking the barrier was HILARIOUS!!!!!  It was RIGHT after we had gotten engaged and we were trying to figure out when and where we should get married. And we were just sitting there and Brandon thinking that it was going to be the best fart that he could have to break the barrier. But then I hear the WIMPIEST fart that I have ever heard. Hence the name "girl fart". He had this name until he could redeem himself, mind you that took awhile. Anyways, we both laughed sooooo hard and it was the best way to start our engagement process the best ha :)

#3 Another one pertaining to breaking the barrier is that whenever he does and he thinks that he is sneaky and that I didn't hear it but I did. Then I would give him a look of smiling and looking at him, he likes to hide his face in embarrassment because he knows that I know that he knows he did it. Yep, that makes sense!! And if it doesn't then ask your mama.

#4 This one is fun as well whenever Brandon has rocking music going on he has timeless dance moves that are hilarious! He has one that pulls both of his arms out and pulls his body through and it's awesome! If you have an opportunity to see this move it is timeless. :)

#5 Our little tackle fights that we have they are always a treat in fact we have based our relationship around fighting but in a good way. We have had food fights, water fights, cottage cheese, banana, old yogurt, and pool fights. Yeah, we are a one of a kind couple I must say indeedingly! :)

#6 All in all I married a man who is funny and just can make me laugh anytime of the day. He has made it a goal to do so. We are both children at heart and we have fun everyday, we will always have fun and love each other no  matter how many times I smack him across the face. :) It hasn't happened yet :)

Well, all in all we have fun all the time and if you would like to join fell free to but it will be one crazy ride and you have to fasten your seat belts or else we might lose ya!

Until next time blog, live long and prosper.

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Dear Blog,

Tonight me and Amber went out to eat, it was fun.  As we were looking at the menu Amber said, "Hey you should get that."  I looked down to what she was pointing at and there it was, The Biggest Burrito You've Ever Seen.  That was the name of the item.  So I looked at her and said, ok.  Not knowing what to expect I ordered this burrito.  I was hungry so I figured, what the heck.  10 minutes later, it arrived.  As I looked at the burrito I wondered, what in the world have I done?  The menu does not state that this burrito could easily feed a family of 6.  This thing was huge!! (That's what she said.)  But in all seriousness, huge!!!

We figured that we needed to show a picture to prove just how big this was, if we had no proof, it would be like saying that we had spotted a Big Foot or the Lochness Monster, lots of talk maybe a few stories, but nothing to back it up.  So ladies and gentlemen, that is the burrito in comparison to Amber's hand.  And now here I sit, bringing you this blog from the toilet, where I will most likely spend the next 2 hours.

So if you a friend and a friends friend are looking for a cheap date idea where you can get a filling meal for under 15 bucks for all 6 of you, Cancun Cafe is your place.

A few funny stories.

A conversation I had with my wife:
As we were driving we passed a place that reminded me of my past.
"Hey thats where I used to go to counseling.  His name was Jamal." - Brandon
"Was he black?" - Amber
"Yes.... I didn't even need counseling, everyone else was high!" - Brandon

On a seperate drive we passed a billboard that said "Wake Up and Smell the Savings" advertising for a hotel.  To which Amber replied, "Wake up and smell my butt!" 
I didn't.

What grinds my gears.

Hello, my name is Brandon Moore and my wife is Amber Moore.  We have been planning to start a blog for months now.  This week a few things really set us off, hence, the start of our blog.  We find that we have funny lives and funny encounters that need to be shared.  We hope that you enjoy!
Well this is our first post and I am entitling it, What grinds my gears.  Why?  Because there have been a few things that have occured lately that have just really upset me. 
Number 1:  Yesterday in the mail I received a 622 dollar bill from a hospital that diagnosed me with nothing and insurance has refused to pay any of it.  Two months earlier I received a bill from a hopsital for 400 dollars, and once again, insurance is paying nothing.  Dang bills!!
Number 2:  I currently have a phone with Verizon, I broke the screen on my phone, totally my fault, and glady paid the 75 dollars to get a new one.  The new phone would freeze up on me every time I tried to do anything with it.  So I would have to take out the battery and replace it.  Welp, one month later while putting the battery back in to my phone I broke the screen.  Verizon is now wanting me to pay 100 dollars for a new phone.  Screw them.
Number 3:  People that don't blinker, cut you off, then flip you off.  Hey buddy!!  Blinker so I know what it is you want to do.  It's not that hard.  Screw them too.
Number 4:  Dumb people that ask dumb questions.
Number 5: When fast food places claim to have a new food, and then you look at the bottom and the small print says "Only at participating restaruants."  Small print sucks.
Number 6: Mid season finales.  What's the point in those?  Give us a 20 episode season instead of 6 episodes, then making us wait 3 months till the next episode.  Lame.
There is more to come on What grinds my gears!